sex prank

1.) A practical joke or mischievous act performed during sexual intercourse to the chagrin of one's partner.

2.) An unexpected coital gesture* committed in order to elicit a spook from one's lover.

*Not to be confused with coital jester.

ORIGIN early 1980s Youngstown State University, Youngstown, Ohio.

A: So you tricked your girlfriend's parents to hide in her closet?
B: Yeah, I told them it was for a surprise party.
A: And then what happened?
B: I went in there and had sex with her, and her parents didn't know what to do, so they just stayed in that closet.
A: Are you serious?! Then what?
B: I opened the door and yelled "SURPRISE!" No one knew what to do.
A: That's fucked up, man.
B: Sex prank.
A: Are you two still together?
B: No, the relationship ended immediately.

by Lil' Shammie August 26, 2013

Sex Headache

When you get a bad headache from having sex too many times in a row.

Dude, I have such a bad sex headache. Nicole took me 11 times tonight!

by MulletBoy June 24, 2010

sex with allie

an act that only gingers with low standards will partake in

casey had sex with allie! twice!!! GROSSSS!

by shocked and appalled December 13, 2010

Hallway sex

When you and your spouse walk by each other in the hallway and say "go fuck yourself"

hallway sex is when you and your spouse walk by each other in the hallway and say "go fuck yourself"

by somedumbmarriedguy January 14, 2010

nig sex

A term used to enhance an expression of extreme disgust
Can also be used to express disappointment

1. "I just blew chunks all over my girlfriend's feces"

"Aww, nig sex thats gross"

2. "Nig sex! I got 30 on my bio test."

by dunebuggysex May 10, 2010

Ethiopian Sex

A poorer version of normal sex.

"Wow, Ethiopia is poor."

Ethiopian Sex

by Isaiah Moon August 25, 2011

anal sex

The act of being fucked in the poop chute.

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James: It's easy, all I do is bend over and you stick your penis in my butt

Kyle: Okay, I guess...

James: Anal sex is cool bro. It's cool.

by Joshieewuh July 17, 2009