woman penis 

A rare and elusive type of penis found on a female. Females do not have penises so to find one is very disturbing and disgusting, which in turn holds vile royalty over any other mammal or invertebrate penis.

"That sucks woman penis!"

woman penis by Grizzly bear August 30, 2006

Exploding penis 

A rare condition where the penis tares open when the blood filled cavities in it rupture. Usually caused by having sex constantly over a very long time. Said to have happened to Chuck Negron of three dog night.

An exploding penis is rare.

Exploding penis by Deep blue 2012 February 9, 2010

"i'll let her touch my penis"

not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.

David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"

"i'll let her touch my penis" by thepink1 April 4, 2006

Telescoping Penis 

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.

"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."

Telescoping Penis by Holly M S May 22, 2010

purple penis eater

a fat bitch with a purple mullet that is annoying and eats penises

Amanda Walters

purple penis eater by Ben Lash December 19, 2003

rice penis 

Term referring to a short penis length, especially in south asian ethnic groups. The size of the penis is said to resemble that of a grain of rice. Ownership of a rice rocket may be used to compensate for this lack.

Insecurity about the length of his rice penis led him to put decals and a coffee-can muffler on his Accord.

rice penis by Art August 29, 2005

mobius penis 

A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.

I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!

mobius penis by telekinetic November 11, 2008