Life's a bitch, and then you die

A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.

Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."

BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."

by BeansyWeansy June 6, 2024

Life

life is a series of train wrecks with short commercial breaks of happiness in the middle of it.

Deadpool - 2016

hey have you heard about "life?" Yeah i think so aren't we kind of living in it

by Ezick22 March 2, 2020

Livin the rich mans life

When you are livin the rich mans life.

Man, I'm really livin the rich mans life.

by Randomaniac04 May 5, 2018

life couching

Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.

Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?

Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.

by Mistcakes December 5, 2017

Life grip

The opposite of death grip.

a grip so tight even chuck norris's round house kick would have trouble breaking." " Hes studied.... LIFE GRIP, we cant even hope to win.

by Ohsnaappp April 5, 2011

Real-life Manchild

Any grown man in real life who is emotionally immature.

Donald Trump, Adam Sandler, George W. Bush and Tom Green are a few examples of real-life manchildren.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

fraud life

Hoodrat or ghetto king or queen that is living a lie.

She think she's bout it but that ain't nothing but fraud life.

by Kicksncapz December 27, 2016