A dog, usually small and yappy, that is unwillingly acquired when a sexual partner moves into ones residence.
"Dude!! My girlfriend gave me a STD!"
"What, like herpes or something?"
"Nah man, a sexually transmitted dog. A white, fluffy, irritating Maltese Terrier named Paris that yaps all night and poops on my lawn. I so would not have slept with her if I knew that she was a carrier."
"What, like herpes or something?"
"Nah man, a sexually transmitted dog. A white, fluffy, irritating Maltese Terrier named Paris that yaps all night and poops on my lawn. I so would not have slept with her if I knew that she was a carrier."
by ecarg_89 October 16, 2009
Get the Sexually Transmitted Dog mug.The act of burning the fuzzies off your socks and farting in your hotel room. The simutanous act smells of Hot dogs and ass.
Brian "Dude quit lighting your socks on fire and farting"
Larry "why?"
Brian "it smells like Hot dogs and ass"
Larry "why?"
Brian "it smells like Hot dogs and ass"
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Get the Hot dogs and ass mug.When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
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