by Jokeynutblast December 13, 2016
a white kid that knows his shit about cars, lazy, and likes to do shit at night.. its a combination of a mississippi wind chime + midnight at noon + porch monkey = mississippi night monkey...
by azzy brown February 14, 2007
A Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat is technically a cat but acts like a dog. But worse than a Dog a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat acts like a Jive Ass Monkey Dog. Noameen? My Moma told me about Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats. So if you don't like it then you can go talk to my Moma. Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats live in the ghetto so don't go looking in the suburbs, cause there ain't no Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats there.
Look up Monkey Dog. Olive is a jive ass monkey dog cat. Olive trys to pretend to be a monkey dog and follows his little monkey dog all arround the neighborhood, But Olive is not a dog in fact Olive is a cat but since he thinks he is a dog and his best friend is a jive ass monkey dog, then Olive is a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat. Make sence?
by Monkey Dog Daddy (Eddy) October 17, 2008
Tha little, tiny, microscopic purple monkeys who clean the dishes in your dishwasher. They often have wars with "the yellow fox microwaves" when they interact
by Rockers will win!!! June 21, 2006
This word is usually aimed at "Dan Thomas" AKA "Squirrel" This child is a very aggresive individual which will take no crap off of no one but could easily get his ass kicked by Matt and Daffydd. His famous phrase is "Calm Down" and this is the phrase that strikes fear in the heart of any man.
by Matt Hiscock November 28, 2004
There are two definitions used for Monkey Shines.
1. A fight or dispute among friends
2. A rut of bad luck
1. A fight or dispute among friends
2. A rut of bad luck
def. 1 - Johnny and I had a bit of the ol' monkey shines this evening
def. 2 - Will these monkey shines never end?
def. 2 - Will these monkey shines never end?
by starlightdreamer92 December 30, 2008