Hurts Derangement Syndrome

Hurts derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term usually for criticism or negative reactions to future MVP Quarterback, Jalen Hurts, that are perceived to be irrational, insecure and show complete lack of awareness of Hurts’ actual play, or promising future outlook.

The eagles defense was getting pushed all over the field, but Stephen Gallagher’s Hurts derangement Syndrome, caused him to blame the beloved QB for all the mistakes.

by Woodysanger November 15, 2022

Cactus Crotch Syndrome

A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.

When Teresa Shaved "Downtown" It Was So Sexy...But Since It's Been Two Weeks, She's Developed Cactus Crotch Syndrome.

by Manscaper2.0 March 14, 2010

cranio-phallus syndrome

Posho/ medical/ Latin name for being a dick head.

I do believe he is suffering from "cranio-phallus syndrome"...
I can confirm he suffers from "cranio-phallus syndrome"...
I think you should get in touch with "cranio-phallus syndrome" anonymous...
I'm so sorry. My "cranio-phallus syndrome" has flared up and I've made a complete arse of this....

by Dr. Jarov Phannibatter January 22, 2014

Snake Eater Syndrome

A weird phenomenon involving the 2004 video game Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, where seeing a ladder automatically reminds one of the section in the game where Naked Snake has to climb a very tall ladder. This triggers recall of Cynthia Harrell's song Snake Eater, and in many cases verbal mimicry of the song.

Person 1: "oh hey look, a ladder!"
Person 2" "What a thrill..."
(Example of snake eater syndrome)

by ammbot November 4, 2021

phantom cellphone syndrome

Occasionally feeling as if you can hear your cellphone ringtone or feel it vibrating in your pocket when you don't have it on you or it's not within earshot or no one has called or texted you.

I felt my cell vibrating in my pocket, but when I reached in there to grab it, it wasn't even on my. Just phantom cellphone syndrome, I guess.

by rstarr2713 July 26, 2009

chap sack syndrome

A disease in which the ball sack is extremely dry due to the lack of showering.

Whoa Mohamed originated the chap sack syndrome.

by sh0tr0d February 9, 2009

Reading Light Syndrome

A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness

- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.

by Nanochka August 18, 2021