A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness
- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
by Nanochka August 18, 2021
Get the Reading Light Syndrome mug.*concussive narwhal syndrome (n.) - { sydromius concussive narwhalius } the result of getting into boxing match with a narwhal and getting hit, resulting in a severe concussion. followed by narwhal syndrome which can cause the victim to rapidly turn into a narwhal and/or the following:
bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.
* this is not real
UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.
narwhals rule over us
bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.
* this is not real
UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.
narwhals rule over us
gabby: " yea, my dad doesn't believe in narwhals"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"
by gawrmochiii September 13, 2022
Get the concussive narwhal syndrome mug.state in which you don’t give a fuck about anything and you are sad but you can’t cry because you can’t feel anymore. state which you can’t talk about with your parents because they will COME at you. state in which you are sad but you can’t feel anything and you can’t understand yourself and you hate everybody. you don’t want anyone to know what you are feeling. often said as SWS
by SwS123tiktok January 15, 2020
Get the sad whore syndrome mug.Occasionally feeling as if you can hear your cellphone ringtone or feel it vibrating in your pocket when you don't have it on you or it's not within earshot or no one has called or texted you.
I felt my cell vibrating in my pocket, but when I reached in there to grab it, it wasn't even on my. Just phantom cellphone syndrome, I guess.
by rstarr2713 July 26, 2009
Get the phantom cellphone syndrome mug.A severe illness which involves a person's myspace or facebook status to be sent repeatedly, resulting in a lengthy vertical line of the same status. This syndrome can be deadly...if you experience any of the symptoms associated with it, please see a specialist at www.myspace.com or www.facebook.com
Setting a status as:
"I'm baking a cake!"
A healthy Myspace or Facebook account would appear like this:
"I'm baking a cake!"
However, with the symptoms of Repeating Status Syndrome, it would appear like so:
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
etc...
"I'm baking a cake!"
A healthy Myspace or Facebook account would appear like this:
"I'm baking a cake!"
However, with the symptoms of Repeating Status Syndrome, it would appear like so:
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
etc...
by tilly has rss, February 1, 2009
Get the Repeating Status Syndrome mug.ˈwintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm
1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.
3. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.
2. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.
3. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.
2. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
Ben: "Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman."
Kris: "Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again."
Ben: "Well, at least it's finally summer."
Kris: "Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again."
Ben: "Well, at least it's finally summer."
by HurleySurfer618 December 18, 2012
Get the Winter Weakness Syndrome mug.It infects people when you watch him dance, it makes you get buff as fuck and get an american flag g banger. Often fatal
by Peanutmeister March 6, 2019
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