Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.

Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.

by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025

John McGregor Secondary School

A fuckass school in Chatham, Ontario with tiny dick losers that carry knives and shit in the fucking urinals

Oh man, you go to John McGregor Secondary School? I heard somebody wiped they shit on the fucking wall there.

by Antidongalong November 2, 2025

Donald John Trump

Poor

Donald John Trump

by GermaniumL November 8, 2025

Is that you, John Wayne?

When someone says this, they mean that you are being tough as an act.

Hartman: "Here you are ALL equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who don't pack the gear to serve in my beloved corp. Do you maggots understand that?"

Joker: "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

by J0HNW@NY3 November 13, 2025

John

Some one who LOVES food

We eat to live John lives to eat

by Silliest of all geese the thir November 13, 2025

John pork

The act of porkin it in public

I was caught “John porkin” it at Chuck E. Cheese

by Duckbuster November 14, 2025

Donald John trump

The best USA president ever

president Donald John trump senior

by Guccipolo November 15, 2025