John Trevor Gregory

A mythical bing creature found in the depths of the bing community to summon use the phrase "Trump on top" or Dutton on top.

John Trevor stumpery Trump on top!.
John Trevor Gregory: ...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 18, 2024

Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.

“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”

by RealCfan March 18, 2023

john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017

Bug John

Your friend from highscools dad that let's you get drunk at his house but then makes you do manual labor in the morning while hungover.

I got drunk at my friend's house last night but then bug John got us up in the morning to chop firewood.

by Arm Barner November 18, 2021

John

A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".

Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.

by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022

john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?

da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water

by iamdabrackmagicmaster August 9, 2016

Papa Johns Word

(Noun) The N-word but papa John said it

Blarg: GRIZZY SAY THE Papa Johns Word
Grizzy: No! I can’t he’s not black!

by QPaulG September 11, 2020