Water on the Dick Head 

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

Water on the Dick Head by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003

J Head 

a junkie who is usually a street person and/or homeless; a bum who is addicted to drugs.

all of those j heads were all out in the street last night asking people for money

J Head by Susan Clark June 30, 2006

round head

1. An attractive person or child with an unusually round head. Typically of polish descent.
2. A cranium with a perfectly even circular circumference. These individuals possess above average to superior intelligence. syn. ball head
ant. bobina similar peanutbutterball

1. My grandfather often speaks of the round heads he knew in Poland.
2. My child has a round head so I am considering an ivy league pre-school.

round head by Amix December 21, 2004

five head

1. A very big forehead. Your hair line is very high; most likely in the middle of your head.
2.giving good head; sucking dick

1. Shaye got dat five head!
2."five head wat we want"

five head by Teeze May 12, 2004

bloaty head

some one who has an extreamly large head for ones body usually belonging to a man who has a normal sized head but a really scrawny body cos dont go 2 the gym.
otherwise known as a ballon head, fat head....ugerley

look over there that person has a bloaty head

bloaty head by yolande June 24, 2004

glue head 

lauren beck. someone is a glue head include: extreme stupidity, slurred speech, general lethargy and a proclivity for watching Spanish infomercials even though they don't speak Spanish i.e. Lauren Beck

lauren beck is a glue head. She cant pull a pint because she is a glue head. Glue heads drink fosters

glue head by A.N. Other January 14, 2008

boon head

someone that is an idiot and doesn't even know their own name

someone you just want to say y the hell are you here
you and were do you come from you boon head

boon head by welshy009 January 23, 2009