Guy infinity

The eternl one.

guy 1: how many guys are there?
guy 2: idk
guy 1: lets ask guy 7.
guy 7: hey there!
guy 1 and 2: how many guys are there?
guy 7: idk
guy 3: ive seen it all.
guys 1, 2 and 7: What?
guy 3: G U Y I N F I N I T Y
guy infinity: I H A V E R E T U R N E D

by PotatoGuy2763 January 14, 2026

Guy -2

best friends with guy -1, appears in the ytanoitcid nabrU.

guy 1: i have constructed a portal to another universe!
guy 2: what the fu
guy -2 (from the portal): !olleH

by PotatoGuy2763 January 19, 2026

big guy

SpongeBob big guy pants okay

”Big guy, big big guy” - Ice Spice, 2025

by aj0828 January 24, 2026

spongebob big guy pants ok

pee

i gotta spongebob big guy pants ok

by BENO?! January 28, 2026

Maya Dirty Feet Guy

A guy who obsesses over fictional women's feet, typically female video game characters. This obsession goes so far into the extreme that it becomes a core personality trait of a person.

"Charlie Kirk won't stop talking about Aloy's Feet, he's such a Maya Dirty Feet Guy"

by KiyyDumb February 12, 2026

Knock those guys down to size

Make the aforementioned guys realize they are not as powerful, important, or impressive as they think they are, often through humiliation or a humbling experience.

Ryan: (face radiating with jealousy as he watches the Chipmunks hit on the girls) Somebody's gonna have to knock those guys down to size.
Xander: Well, that should be pretty easy. I mean, they're only eight inches tall.

-Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

by johnzilla1126 February 18, 2026

lithuanian sorry guy

A Lithuanian guy who goes on the voice to sing his song sorry.

A random girl: OMG i am going to A justin bieber concert i hope he plays his song sorry!
An other girl: That is not his song though its actually by the lithuanian sorry guy.

by skibidi67 February 20, 2026