king day

birthday

bout to turn up on my king day

by VersaceBurger March 28, 2015

King Bean

A king bean is a great leader and really smart. His firearm skills are unmatched throughout all of beantopia. He is normally found playing games on his Xbox in the legendary palace of Beantopia. All who come before him will be blessed or will die trying

Wow King Bean is so sad

by stosef jalin January 20, 2022

simp king

the biggest simp of them all, but of a door mat for the girl he simps for.

sam rhea is the simp king.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

uncatchable king

a person that does not get caught in anything dangerous or a daring act. He appears invincible in his actions. (The opposite to this is a catchable queen that does get caught for everyting)

if a person books a trip to mexico during hurricane season, an uncatchable king would be safe from it on his trip. (a catchable queen would likely get it

by Snarly May 29, 2008

Kinging

To be the boss of people

King Arthur is kinging me.

by souveniring April 20, 2019

Lava King

Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.

Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.

Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”

by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023

for KING & COUNTRY

A Christian duo band formed by the brothers Joel and Luke Smallbone.

person: hey, are you listening to for KING & COUNTRY?
person 2: of course, they're the best band in existence

by Colby/Lowen May 10, 2023