Poop Stick Fart

A long stick of turd waving around the entire house, people clap for you.

WOW! What an amazing Poop Stick Fart

by MeVeryGood February 1, 2021

Poop

The highest part of a pirate ship. Occasionally used for pooping on water.

Captain: Hey you, go to the poop please
Mememaster3383: Ok, captain. I am going to poop here.
Captain: Wait NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

by DefinitionMaster2026 July 13, 2025

poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.

1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.

by uxD524 November 26, 2019

Poop Back

The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.

She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on

by idiot99 June 20, 2019

Poop

Is the word that every 7 year old will laugh at. Also used as an insult my children.

Max : Ryan is a poop.
Ryan : But I am Ryan.
Max : Shut up Ryan.

by HazyCrazyDaisy December 25, 2020

Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.

You just got poop slapped.

by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017

Poop

Gods weirdest most beautiful creation.

POOP

by Samzino November 18, 2018