Hold my nuts from the back

A derogatory phrase that embellishes the phrase "hold my nuts". By adding the "from the back", a whole new context is added to the situation. The individual is no longer standing eye to eye as an equal and merely offering a courtesy by bearing the weight of your tremendous jewels; oh no, said individual is bent over, embracing whatever emotions you intend to lay upon them, as well as, cradling your low hanging fruit in order to prolong the occasion. If I could describe this phrase in a single word, I would use domination, as the individual receiving said phrase is being described as the pinnacle of submissiveness.

(Look "fuck you" and "screw you" by definition imply you would like to partake in an act of coitus with said individual, however, both are used as a derogatory phrase to imply you do not enjoy said individual. A hate coitus if you will. This phrase takes it a step further. You are welcome.)
Reginald Booker Jr. : I must say, your jacket does not match your trousers, however, did you leave the house thinking that fashion choice was a bright idea?
Brad: Dude you tuck your shirt into your underwear and your tighty whiteys stick out sometimes.
Reginald Booker Jr. : *Scoffs* Why I never, I will be informing HR that I no long feel comfortable in your presence.

Brad: Hold my nuts from the back, Reginald.
by Pee pee poo poo 69 July 31, 2023
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Sub-sonic Mighty Phat Nut

When she sucked you but left you with blue balls (you didn't get to nut) for a week and she comes back for her weekly visit to yo dick (nut launcher) then she lets you at her pink velvet (puss puss) only for you to nut within 1 min so hard that your condom gets stuck in her uterus.
That bitch rubbed me so hard I gave her a nice Sub-sonic Mighty Phat Nut
by TURBONUTBOI April 18, 2018
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A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.
Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
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shut up and swallow a nut up

kurupt says that line not snoop dogg you stupid wigger
tools like rick d should shut up and swallow a nut up
by nick d is gay November 17, 2004
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A super sloppy blowjob when a girl licks underneath your balls and you blow in her mouth.
The girl said she likes to give head so I served her up a nice nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich...needless to say she gobbled it up!
by enonemouswon117 June 05, 2007
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Heh, deez nuts in yo face

Heh, deez nuts in yo face.
Heh, deez nuts in yo face.
by commitpp January 18, 2022
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