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john lockamy

john lockamy a real one. solid all the way around he would never squeal. he is very lowkey so watch yo hoe. he is also a jack of all trades. he sells body oils, drives large vehicles, trains people to get their cdls, and can fix any part on a car from el camino to crown vic and even a bonnie. the kid does it all
by myniggabilly June 5, 2020
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John Moment

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment
by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021
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Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John
by TronityCat September 10, 2025
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L. John

Mostly referred to as "L. John".
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.

Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.

Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John

That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!

If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
by Kirty412 April 28, 2014
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John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy
I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life
by Shira November 1, 2020
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john Hopkin

Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.
by John Rumple March 29, 2021
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John spencer

American actor best known his role as chief of staff for martin sheen's president Bartlett on NBC s the west wing. Spencer got his start in the 1960s on the"Patty duke show". John spencer passed away of a heart attack in 2005. His lantern jaw and deep robust laughter will be missed by all.
John spencer had a wide and varied career in TV. Movies and live theater. As well as recurring roles in the mid 1970s at barter theater in abington virginia.
by 4realazitgits April 13, 2021
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