Cumming in the koozie

When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.

"Dude watch out your beers cumming in the koozie!"

by cottoncandycommander April 19, 2018

cum in ass

the CIA

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by Blozya September 7, 2017

Cum quarry

A very friendly female and also typically a large, deep pit, from which cum are or have been extracted.

Mate go for her she's a cum quarry, she's been through all the lads

She's a quarry of the cum variety

She loves it mate, she's a cum quarry

by Dritzl October 7, 2017

cum jobber

The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.

EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.

Damn Randy is one hell of a cum jobber.

by ThisIsAPodcast October 1, 2017

Cum cuffed

When you're hitting it from the back holding her erist together, and when you pull out you cum on her hands

Yo Cornellious I just cum cuffed that Shawty over der

by Bparsons95 October 4, 2017

Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.

*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*

by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017

cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

by Cumchicken October 8, 2017