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You need a nap

The greatest cop-out in the parent/grownup world, this phrase is uttered when the adult is not able/willing to address/alleviate a totally legitimate problem or concern that a child is complaining to him about. Even worse is if the adult uses amused/cutesy/sarcastic expressions and/or actions to accompany said invalid statement, such as giving the kid a couple quick pats on the cheek for "dismissive emphasis and finality", giggling while speaking, saying, "You wanna know what I *honestly* think?" beforehand, opining that "somebunny" needs the nap (which of course makes the child all the more upset and humiliated, since this makes it appear to the child that the adult is not even really listening to him or taking what he has to say seriously), etc.
Statement: You need a nap.
What is really meant: I don't have the time/money/authority/inclination to help resolve your problem, and/or the bratty/overbearing person who is mistreating you is related to a "somebody" who is important to our family, and so I don't dare make a scene or try to demand that you be treated better by him. But I'm afraid to be truthful with you about this because I've always promised you that I will protect you and correct any wrongs in your young life, and so if you find out that I was "just saying that" but actually am not always able/willing to help you in every case, you will hate me as a parent and never trust me again. Same thing happened with me and your grandparents when I was little.
by QuacksO October 2, 2017
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you frikin frik

you frikin frik; epik minecraft gamers use this when they are in a christian minecraft server but they also are very MAD and do not want to say potty words
YOU FRIKIN FRIK WHY YOU STEAL MY DIAMONDS IN MY CHEST!!?
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You wont do that

Taunting your friends into doing something they shouldn't.
I'd down a bottle of sambuca to see some boobs right now... "you wont do that"... what? "you wont do that"!!!! Yes i will!!! www.youwontdothat.com is a great example of people doing stuff like this on video
by tunit25 March 14, 2010
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You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.
Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"
by ejones63 January 2, 2013
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You got rayaned

A word used for a women taken by Rayan
You got Rayaned: A sentence used for a women taken by Rayan

Bro 1: Yooooo did you see that chick she’s fine affff

Bro 2:bro you’re too late you’ve been rayaned by rayan - that sexy beast
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You ain’t wrong there

When someone ain’t wrong. Or knows it
Example,

Girl : wow your dick is big!

Man: you ain’t wrong there

Can add bud if needed for extra effect or fucking

‘you ain’t fucking wrong there bud’

Person 1.
Bleddy hell that must of hurt

Person 2.

You ain’t wrong there
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can you don't

Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.
by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021
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