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Josef Mengele was a good man

Everything Josef Mengele did was in the name of the honorable Third Reich. Nothing is wrong with that because Jews are evil. I know so because I myself am Jewish and I am evil.
Josef Mengele was a good man. As proof of his greatness, most young women he experimented on were thoroughly sexually assault before, during, and after his awesome medical experiments. Anyone aspiring to greatness should look to Josef Mengele as a beacon of hope—a true superhero that did so much good for the world during his short incumbency.
by Bad C dev December 22, 2025
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Good Job Living

When just making it through a rough chapter feels like it deserves a trophy, or at the very least the acknowledgment you didn’t take the easy way out.
“Life has been one kick in the nuts after another lately. Sometimes I feel like giving up
“You have had an eventful last year in the worst way, but here you are Good Job Living bud. “
by Close2Calamity December 23, 2025
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Alternate Good Will Hunting ending

A few unhappy endings that an audience wouldn't like that would turn Good Will Hunting from a comedy to something else are Matt Damon doesn't go to California to look for the girl, she cries inconsolable for a short while, then marries another guy, while Matt Damon stays in Boston going to Little League games long enough for Ben Affleck to follow through on his promise of killing him (a fact and not a threat in his words). Ben Affleck would think he was doing the world a favor, kind of like the Of Mice and Men story, and puts a bullet in the back of his head down by the river, dropping his body to the bottom. Another possibility Robin Williams provided was for Matt Damon to become another unabomber, perhaps he puts a bomb in the mailbox for Skylar's husband to open, but instead of him being the one to check the mail that day, Skylar is disfigured forever or killed by the bomb when she opens the mailbox, and Matt Damon has to live with that for the rest of his life. There's more possibilities than just those two that nobody explored.
An alternate Good Will Hunting ending would have been more interesting than the one the audience got.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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My Goodness

Brandi comes walking in with some pickled peppers

Phew, look at you woman. MY GOODNESS
by Possum Top June 25, 2021
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roblox is good

by Some_thingguy July 6, 2021
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Paris is good

explicitly a booty call telling you to "COME OVER" -> HEAD OVER THERE NOW!
At 2am (Paris is good ...)
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