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Yea that fool second hand snitching
Yea that fool second hand snitching
by Oneluv2nobody916 February 9, 2018
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"That Bob is Mister Big's right hand mouth."
Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:
Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.
Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.
TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.
Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:
Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.
Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.
TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.
by John X. Tampa April 21, 2008
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" Man I went into the Mens restroom at Barnes and Knobles this morning and witnessed an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig while singing Jailhouse Rock".
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Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
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