Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.
The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.
The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.
Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.
Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.
Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.
by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019
Get the Toxic Nut Syndromemug. When a women has been in close contract with lame niggas for too long she begins to become sick physically. This is know as lame not nigga syndrome. Side effects may include light headedness, stomach ache, mood swings, migraines, fatigue, body aches (etc)
“I was hanging out with those dudes from the bar this weekend and now I’m feeling sick, I think I’m suffering from lame nigga syndrome”.
“Emma can’t come out tonight she said she is not feeling well after hanging with frat boys too long, she thinks she has lame nigga syndrome.
“Emma can’t come out tonight she said she is not feeling well after hanging with frat boys too long, she thinks she has lame nigga syndrome.
by Urban Mayer September 3, 2021
Get the Lame nigga syndromemug. by crimebob32 July 16, 2019
Get the Little Mermaid Syndromemug. People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.
by Candis November 15, 2022
Get the Long Cock Syndromemug. Noun,
/prīm disəˈlo͞oZHənmənt ˈsinˌdrōm/
When someone refuses in spite of obvious and irrefutable evidence that Priming does not positively effect the matchmaking time of online games.
/prīm disəˈlo͞oZHənmənt ˈsinˌdrōm/
When someone refuses in spite of obvious and irrefutable evidence that Priming does not positively effect the matchmaking time of online games.
Boy's, I think we need to talk, I'm really concerned about JZ. Last night we repeatedly entered games with extreme ease with the help of priming. I think he may be suffering from Prime Disillusionment Syndrome, he may need professional help.
by KRENDLE December 1, 2021
Get the Prime Disillusionment Syndromemug. When one’s penis suffers with the ability to shock people, almost like an electric shock but a willy instead. One’s penis could be given the name “willy wand” as it is magic!
by willysonmars October 12, 2021
Get the Electric Cock Syndromemug. by xdman222223 August 31, 2021
Get the love you syndromemug.