John

John is the name of a wanker
John the wanker
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Johns

making up excuses for why you lost,
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.
"Please, no johns" - reggie
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend
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John

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Oh "lol" John, nice dick
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John

And average sized male with light brown greasy hair and poop/grass colored eyes. He’s a bitch too
Omg stop you’re being such a john
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Coolest Name Ever
John never Cena better name
John is so gorgous
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literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS
character 1: did u see john today bro?

character 2: nah dat rat behind bars fr.😋😋
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John

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.
Person A, "did you meet the new kid John?"
Person B, "yeah, he's an asshole!"
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