John

John is a man with a small penis, but the size of his big head makes up for it

Wow have you seen the size of John’s big head and I’m not talking about the one in his pants!!

by Mrs_B_12 November 23, 2021

John Tring

A name for someone who says a lot of slurs that they cannot reclaim, and makes new ones for new minorities.

Person A: "Can't stand these fucking clankers"
Person B: "Wow, you're a real John Tring!"

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 25, 2024

John Flansburgh

A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.

Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."

Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

John Egbert

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

by PoisIvy February 16, 2024

John from the streams

John from the streams is some gay furry names John from Aka Krispies streams, he is a member of the Krisiest SMP and doesnt hate women.

Hey, have you heard of John from the streams?
OMNG JOHN?!?!?!

by johnomgjawsk November 14, 2020

john kieghley

Well known ladies man- hot as fuck, sick tats, blue eyes. Wins every arm wrestle and running race against anyone at any given moment- can dance

Hey bro, that John Kieghley just made me look like a pussy in front of everyone...

yeah bro he's done that to everyone

by Skinny mckinny November 24, 2017

John

A rich selfish bum that Pretends to be friends but is very rude, luvs flexing small not tall, and very incredibly annoying and sensitive at time he will try bash you but he’s to weak to drop, he cry’s if you say John cena to his face but that’s dead now

John is a gayass bastard that love girls

by 1273RockFellerStreet February 26, 2019