Beige handed

You are a liar

Kyle said he was in arctic monkeys, even though he was not and his friends caught him beige handed.

by Learntgearnt May 21, 2022

oopma hands

oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.

His oopma hands are such an eye sore. I told him not to golf so much with the gloves on.

by Barlz June 01, 2010

Hand Jig

Jacking off while singing show tunes.

Jacking another man off while singing show tunes.

"Dude, I gave myself the best Hand Jig the other day while watching Grease".

" Man I went into the Mens restroom at Barnes and Knobles this morning and witnessed an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig while singing Jailhouse Rock".

by Badilla July 03, 2019

jersey hand

It is when your partner, slips their hand in between your legs from the back side and cup your privates.

watch out the jersey hand

by themattblackshow November 01, 2017

Eagle Hands

Refers to alcoholic beverages, particularly a large amount of them.

Jimmy pissed on a tree. He's off the eagle hands.

by Circulararsonist May 28, 2024

pancake hand hold

The pancake hand hold is the most conservative of the hand holds. Used most commonly in a parent-child relationship. Palms together, fingers are not interlaced.

A: Let's hold hands.
B: Okay but only a pancake hand hold otherwise people will think we're dating!

by smexy_hotdog82 March 05, 2022

Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.

You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.

by kieronthKid January 13, 2021