if your bored any you clap your hand

when your bored and only have one hand

claps hands more then you ever will

i cant spell

if your bored any you clap your hand

by ImSpidaman May 14, 2021

Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

Eliza Coupe Are Right`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Are Right`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Are Right`~`Handed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 14, 2012

Heavier handed

What a cop calls his public policy when he wants to look tougher to his viewing audience.

The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.

by Solid Mantis April 02, 2020

2nd hand drunk

The feeling I got after watching Skeppy's drunk stream.

"Oh my god I'm getting 2nd hand drunk!"
"Are you watching Skeppy's drunk stream?"
"Yeah."

by Pingspoofing shrimp January 31, 2021

Hand hygiene audits

This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.

Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.

Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023

by Sacredfart April 05, 2023