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Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017
mugGet the Edward Social Media Handsmug.

hand houdini

she gave me some hand houdini
by OakleeTheKid January 31, 2018
mugGet the hand houdinimug.

grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.
Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.
by jaebbles May 2, 2023
mugGet the grandpa handsmug.

Double-Hand Grandslam

Jim: "Hey bill show me a Double-Hand Grandslam"
Bill: *uses two hands and hits it hard*
Jim: "Thanks"
by Velcroeater202 March 19, 2018
mugGet the Double-Hand Grandslammug.

Hand frank

Having a wank while hiding in someone’s attic, the neighbours report you to the police who remove you and take you away for processing and possible punishment by exposure to a room full of potent flatuance
Did you hear Kai got caught having a hand frank?
by Kai J June 11, 2025
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slave hands

When you have no grinder so you have to rip of your nugs with your hands.
John: Hey man do you have a grinder?
Jimbo: Nah man you’re gonna have to use slave hands
by ThePiggyWiggly August 7, 2022
mugGet the slave handsmug.

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