blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

Blue Collar Lung

A slight cough, feeling of general malaise or discontent developed when visiting a blue collar city or area. Akin to black lung but with fewer enduring after effects, usually remedied by leaving said city or area.

OMG, I went to a monster truck rally this weekend and developed a serious case of blue collar lung.

Or:

I ran out of gas and had to stay in a small town motel last weekend, the neighboring pulp mill almost gave me blue collar lung!

by Ursala Inspired October 2, 2011

Blue lizard

A shot mixed with vodka, blue snapps, and the bartenders pee.

Danny went and ordered a blue lizard and got fucked up.

by Lengiuni December 23, 2022

Blue Gypsophila

An godness who is good at spoken English and get the highest English score in the class and whose handwriting is just like printing.

"She got full marks in English again?"
"I ain't surprised.After all,she's Blue Gypsophila!"

by Yellow Gypsophila September 11, 2022

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

Blue bash

To insult and curse at a Police Officer (preferably NYPD)

My cousin became a cop and now I have to blue bash him at thanksgiving.

by Wolflobot December 27, 2017

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025