stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

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Indian love rock

Just another fucking rock

Person 1:hey dude look an Indian love rock!
Person 2:oh cool! What's that?
Person 1:Just another fucking rock!

by Mcbruhs November 21, 2021

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The rock

ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOER

If you don't have power you can't devoer
Yours truly THE ROCK

by Wannasmash November 28, 2021

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A giant boulder made of glacial granite that weighed between 42 and 70 tons, which was removed from University of Wisconsin-Madison campus after a bunch of moron college students discovered an article about it from 1925 where it was referred to one time as a 'N****rhead'. They then spent $50,000 to remove the rock from the campus because they thought it was a symbol of hatred towards black people, even though it wasn't, because obviously its a damn rock that cannot do anything. So instead of using the 50 grand to help homeless people or fund scholarships for BIPOC students, they decided to waste it to move a rock a few miles away that was already there long before humans even walked on that land.

Ben Shapiro: "A rock that students call a symbol of racism has been removed from campus...50 thousand dollars..to remove a 42 ton boulder... its a ROCK."
Spongebob: "Its not just a boulder...its a Chamberlin rock *cries*"

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 December 1, 2021

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