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Poop ouch

Poop ouch/poo ouch. It could mean either the character Mr Peabody/ Mr pea baba, or the feeling of having to take a shit when your stomach hurts or a shit that hurts to take.
“I am experiencing severe poop ouch.”

Or

“Look, it’s poop ouch!”
by whimsicalflyingfish June 11, 2025
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Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.
In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
by jfburke619 June 12, 2025
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Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023
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Pooping Tom

Usually pooping is a solo act for shy people. A Pooping Tom is someone who likes to look at other people while they drop a log
Honey, hurry up and brush your teeth! I don't want to be a Pooping Tom!
by Polarbearwizard April 10, 2023
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poop

instead of pooping in the toilet you poop on your boyfriends chest and he licks it off
1. you have to poop but dont want to in the toilet
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he
by MINISTUFF130 April 22, 2023
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Poop

Purple gooey substance that secretes from a type of Uranium commonly found on Uranus during it's rare summer season. Probes have been sent to analyze the substance, and apparently it tastes like proctologist-made chocolate.
The probe operator died upon learning that this Poop substance tastes like wonderful proctocolate.
by Izaacius Barfmanius April 28, 2023
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Poop Tart

Whilst one person is taking a shit, they spread their legs while another person sits on them and takes a shit into the same bowl.
John and joe shared a poop tart
by nvaorhn May 3, 2023
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