Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022

blue mamba

A mixed drink made from blue Hawaiian Punch and whipped cream vodka.

That blue mamba last night was the best thing I ever drank!

by MangomanG0 July 2, 2017

blue ornaments

Basically its the same thing as blue balls except more festive.

Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments

Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?

Guy1: Yessir

by Alec Buchanan November 24, 2020

Blue Drank

Blue Powerade, and Sprite

That sun depriving me of my liquids, can I get some blue drank?

by schwan1001 December 18, 2019

Blue etios

A nice car that works like a motel, owned by a brazilian dude

Example: "dude I just saw the Blue Etios shaking in the garage!"

by Shibadogefunnydog December 3, 2021

White-Noise Blues

The difficulty you experience falling asleep, when you've become accustomed to playing a podcast or YouTube or tv shows before bed. And then you're traveling and have to sleep somewhere without internet reception. So your bedroom is way too quiet, and there's no external jabbering to interrupt your own existentially tormented thoughts.

"Hey, Edna. Glad to see you're back. How was the camping trip?"
"It was great, but I really didn't get very good sleep while I was out there"
"Oh really? I figured without all the hub-bub from the city, you'd sleep a lot better"
"That's what I thought! But I just felt isolated instead"
"Sounds like you've got a case of the White-Noise Blues"

by IDONTLIKEBATHSILOVETHEM January 12, 2019

Blue Butterfly Moment

A moment of mid-sentence distraction.

Person 1: "So I was watching- Oh! A penny!"
Person 2: "Nice Blue Butterfly Moment."

by MatrixFoxDemon October 2, 2013