Shit toe

When your feet are cold and you want to put them between your spouse's legs to warm them up and you accidentally stick your toes up their ass hole

I think I just got shit toed.

by Zarski32 September 24, 2018

Shotgun Shit

When you go to deficate in the lavatory, but you need to be quick so you go for a shotgun shit, sometime given it’s name because it has a wide spread shot and can cause a lot of damage if it hits someone in close range.

“Hey Rob we are in the middle of a game where you going” “don’t worry lads I’m off to do a shotgun shit I’ll be back in 30 seconds”

by Mr.NotWorldWide October 5, 2018

Shit Giant

A man or woman who is both too tall and too heavy to be appealing to the opposite sex.

Examples might include John Goodman or Queen Latifah.

That woman is huge! She has a shit body, she's giant. She's a shit giant.

by Ol' Dannyboy May 22, 2018

Tits and shits

Humans

Hey GODS, look at what those tits and shits have done this time

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

by h boy123 May 30, 2018

Chris Shit

When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decides to watch Netflix or videos on the toilet.

Damn it, Chris is taking a Chris Shit again.

by Andwe May 31, 2018

VSCO shit

A term used to describe anyone who supports a VSCO girl(or boy) nature, someone who thinks crocs are cool and owns a hydroflask(s).

Josh:"Tommy, quit with your VSCO shit!"

Tommy:"Hyrdroflasksksk."

by NoHomo123 November 8, 2019