John macena

John Macena: the comic relief, a loyal friend, a ver exaggerated individual, sensitive, but don’t get on his bad side he will hold a grudge against you till the day he dies. Not very well hung but makes up for it with everything else.

I love John Macena but just wish he was deeper

by MLMFU September 10, 2022

John

michael's semen drinking lover

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit

by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020

John Crews

A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.

That dude John Crews made me cum as soon as I saw him.

by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023

James-John

An ecstatic goat with loads of energy. He will turn any frown into a smile. He is the life of every party and will slut drop on anything.

Amazing guy with a massive cock.

Don't we all need a James-John in our life.

I wish I had a James-John here tonight!

by James-John September 15, 2018

John

Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.

1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"

by Torrajin October 23, 2022

John Rafael

John Rafael is daks

You're so John Rafael it hurts.

by Jeremiah Sanchez November 22, 2021

John

Another Name referring a Prostitute.

Why are you standing like a John?

by Chris Hates Everybody February 18, 2021