The California cum shot

When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover

JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”

JIMBO- “hol up”

by TRASHBOAT8312 October 6, 2019

Cum Down

When you’ve finished having a wank and you’re sad it’s over.

Mate; how you feeling?
Me; just had a wank on a fat cum down now.

New phrase invented by Lozza P

by DjLozzaP October 10, 2019

Cum-Tit

A word used when you are dying of a stroke and dont know what to say

Grandpa: *falls over cuz of stroke"
Grandson: "That aint right gramps. Are you ok?"
Grampa: Cum-Tit

by Obama's Coochie October 13, 2019

The cum bolt

The first thunderous strike of semen that shoots out like lightning.

She caught the cum bolt right in the back of her mouth.

by Barkalodean August 7, 2019

Cum gobbler

A cum gobbler is a single person, Jacob vereline, who loves to gobble up cum. Jacob Hall became the biggest faggot is history after he gave dome to Tommy hall, another famous Jew.

FUCK YOU CUM GOBBLER JEW

by Bug chungles August 28, 2019

Cum dumpster

A lady or gentleman or person who enjoys having cum inside or on them, It is usually a turn on for said person. They’re mostly feared by the incels.

George says he’s a cum dumpster because he loves sucking cum all the time.

by Capital duh August 28, 2019

cum comment

when someone stutters are they say cum comment

“ok so he cum commented... i mean commented”

by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019