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how are babies made?

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much the daddy injects his no-no part into the mommy's no-no part.
Timmy''how are babies made?''
John''They fuck each other''
Timmy:''that explains a lot''
by Ifyoudothisyoudothisyeah February 9, 2018
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Roller Coaster Baby

When a person who seems to be or acts like he's a bad ass, turns out to be a scared little cry baby girl when it's time to step up to the plate and ride a roller coaster. The said person will come up with all kinds of bullshit reasons why they can't ride, like health,back problems, or they have a headache or some other crock of shit. When the real reason is they are just great big scared babies, who are afraid of roller coasters.
I went to Kennywood and some roller coaster baby was bitching his back hurt, when it was time to ride the Phantoms Revenge.
by TV CAR March 17, 2010
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Dog pooping on a baby

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.
Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!
by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012
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trust fund baby

A young person whose parents are wealthy and have set up a trust for their son or daughter. The trust fund ensures that the child will be taken care of financially for life.
That guy is a trust fund baby. Since he doesn't need to work, he's just going to law school to pass the time and to learn how to protect his inheritance when the time comes.
by Jack654 September 23, 2008
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Hillbilly baby wipe

When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.
“ damnit frank we’re out of tp! Well don’t be a pussy just hillbilly baby wipe ya self!”
by Gbomb69 February 15, 2021
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Raspberry Baby Stroller

The act of eating out a girl while she is giving birth.
While Gary's wife was giving birth he had to move the doctor so he could give her a Raspberry baby stroller.
by Tatorking January 9, 2021
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Bush belly baby

A typically older man usually middle aged hairier and more immature than most he is often seen dating younger women way out of his league gets them due to his big bush baby eyes bush belly baby they aren’t marriage material or well anything that involves commitment material
Me:hey Q from impractical jokers is a real hottie

Friend: he’s just a bush belly baby isn’t he
by MMfangirl August 27, 2019
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