Annual do not do what Jem says day.

A day, so holy and strictly followed, where all who know what is good for them, hate Jem. Jem and his imbecilic suggestions are not to be endorsed, but rather abrogated at any cost. Jem on this day, knows nothing.

Jem: 'You should watch it.'
You: 'Never.'
This, is Annual do not do what Jem says day.

by JemH8a November 6, 2010

I smell what you're steppin in

I understand, I get you

"That test was really hard" - Victoria
"I smell what you're steppin in" - Kelly

by KellyIvoneShelly December 15, 2011

That's what she said

A followup phrase that can possibly make just about anything someone just said funny or horribly unfunny.

Despite what anyone says, this shit is still funny.

Are you through yet? I am getting tired of holding this.

Yeah, that's what she said.

Wayne's World 1991. Possibly the first time this was uttered on the silver screen, or at all for that matter.

by Herbin Diction Harry December 16, 2012

dont know what you been smoking

Simply means you do not know were one is coming from in the way they are thinking

Tracey: You been gon awhile, you been cheating aint you!?
Trix: No! what are you talking about, dont know what you been smoking but your wrong.

by smoking crazy fool May 23, 2016

I am 12 and what is this?

A phrase used to indicate that the user finds someone else's comment, picture or video to be inappropriate or otherwise NSFW.

Rarely used to indicate any actual offense; rather, it's almost always presented as humor or sarcasm, or by trolls trying to stir the pot. Most people tend to report any actual terms of service violations, rather than simply commenting.

Almost never used by actual 12-year-olds, who are technically too young to be on most social media sites anyway.

Person A: *posts a meme featuring daVinci's Venus de Milo*

Person B: I am 12 and what is this?

by Born Blitzed August 26, 2017

You get what you get

When a job is done and the customer complains about problems bought from a third party and you don’t give a fuck, you would say, “well, you get what you get.”

Meaning: fuck you or what the fuck ever not my problem.

Customer: the bedroom tv has a broken screen from the store.
Salesman: did you buy it here?
Customer: anystoreyoiwant.com

Salesman: well, you get what you get. You didn’t buy it here.

by Goldenrain October 1, 2020

y'know what they say

short version of "you know what they say"
(This phrase however is said with nothing after it)

Ted:"y'know what they say"
Bonkle: "what do they say?"
Ted: "uhhh" *scratches his temple*
Bobkle: "wtf why did you scratch me?"
Ted: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by slasi April 5, 2021