when you shit in a girls ass causing her to cum twice as fast, then cum in her eyes and yell "seggies time"
by Pogoxman January 1, 2021

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Lindsey was walking from the train station on the way home. She mashed something brown on her new pink sneakers at a nearby dog park and she wonders whatโs that brown stuff on her shoes, then she lifts her foot, revealing that she mashed dog poop.
by EMD F59PHI January 8, 2025

A "Poop Bag Fail" refers to a situation where a dog poop bag tears or rips, resulting in the dog owner inadvertently coming into contact with their dog's waste on their hands and fingernails. Some of the newer dog bags are constructed from compostable materials that are thinner, lacking the sturdiness and durability typically associated with traditional poop bags.
The dog owner experienced another Poop Bag Fail after sensing a warmth and moisture through the poop bag, only to discover a significant tear in the bag.
by OG Design March 15, 2024

A skid mark or residual doodie stain left behind in oneโs underbritches or in the toilet bowl once a bowl movement is flushed.
Young girl: Daddy, Iโm sorry but I didnโt wipe my butt good enough and now my Bluey undies have a POOP SCRAPE
by MuffDivr2323 January 21, 2024

Guy: "Darel can you hop on Fortnite?"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"
Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"
Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"
by THEpoompoop May 27, 2024
