Double He-Licks

This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.

- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.

by James O'Francis January 2, 2014

double dining slut

Somebody who makes it seem like a special thing that two couples have dinner together when in reality they are just cycling couples like slot machine.

Those guys are a double dining slut.

by megatooth January 17, 2015

double tap

To fire aimed fast rounds to torso center mass. Frequently followed by a head shot to the head.

The agent shot the terrorist with a double tap and a head shot.

by English Cocker March 7, 2015

Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015

Double

The act of performing a handjob with both hands at the same time.

That bitch used both hands and hooked me up with a double!

by ThatWhiteDude5150 March 29, 2015

Double Dipping

The act of inserting your penis into the vagina, then into the butthole, and back into the vagina thus causing major sexually transmitted diseases.

Dude, you should have seen it last night. I was Double Dipping in Nick's mom so hard last night! I hope she doesn't catch anything.

by fetusandbars April 10, 2015

Nigga double overtime

When a black man is at work and bustin his ass because he is missing a weekend cook-out or something as important.

Al: Where's Cray? It's not like him to miss a BBQ. Ty: Oh, he know, he be working nigga double overtime to be here.

by Mr purplemonster May 4, 2015