SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022

laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.

My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009

Cat

A feline friend until the very end,willing to stay with you when you’re down,and have the UNNATURAL ability to make EVERYTHING fall from a counter..... Strange!
A small domesticated mammal with soft fur,short snout,and retractable claws. It is widely kept was a pet for catching mice/rats/gerbils/hamsters/geunia pigs/chinchillas.

The cat would always come at about 12:00 in the afternooon for me to feed it. I always felt bad because I couldn’t take it home with me.

by Willow the Hybrid March 11, 2019

Cat Nugget

a furry with a potato brain

That guy is a total cat nugget broski

by Stangahoongas June 9, 2023

Jiggle cat

When you juggle a cat’s belly, so it will grant you three wishes... or scratch you.

I was just doing jiggle cat and I got three wishes

by Zekz2000 August 10, 2021

The 'Fat Cat' Effect

When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.

My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her

by Burritolife November 17, 2014

Cat Calabrese

Cat Calabrese is a pop vocalist, singer, and songwriter from Cleveland, OH. In 2021, her hit single "Quicksand" got numerous positive reviews thus leading to her popularity in the music industry.

She writes her lyrics with fearless vulnerability while weaving in memorable and catchy pop melodies. The rising star Cat Calabrese is on an upbeat vibe that takes listeners on an adventure.

by Brandon Stennis December 1, 2021