monkey wrench

Two cups of coffee (with enough milk/cream to make it easy to drink quickly), followed immediately by two shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey (with a teaspoon of black pepper in each shot).

Thought to cure the common cold.
Al: *speaking with a badly congested voice* Ugh.... Sheeyit, man, I got an exam in two hours...

Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.

*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*
by Gyre March 25, 2008
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punkin and dunkin monkeys

Ridin in your 64 Impala when you see some haters riden dirty, you split they dome like a melon, then you duck the cherries and berries
Darnel-"You hear what happened to Straight Killer C?"
Ya-Yo-"Naw blood what happened?"
Darnel-"He was almost caught punkin and dunkin monkeys!"
Ya-Yo-"Word?"
Darnel-"Word!"
by J-La M-Town June 26, 2006
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Russian Monkey Felcher

The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!
Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !
by BB and Filth March 14, 2007
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sonic death monkey

a monkey that is similar to sonic the headhog but 10 times better.
Girl: Hey, have you bought the new sonic game?
Guy: NO, sonic is overrated. Sonic death monkey could totally take sonic in a fight.
by littlemermaid rocks December 14, 2009
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African monkey tickler

The act of sticking ones penis in a hairy mans ass. Then you tickle him until he defecates on your penis. Then you force the man to suck the other mans penis.
I saw Kyle and Zach today giving each other African monkey ticklers, they looked tired.
by simmondiew November 15, 2010
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chinese monkey fuck

Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole
1Hey bro I just chinese monkey fucked you!

2 Hey lets go chinese monkey fuck samantha
by Hi firends September 17, 2013
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purple monkey dishwasher

Originating from an episode of the Simpsons (episode 2F19 "The PTA Disbands")
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker
-'Jeezus!! who the hell ate the last jos louis?'
- 'purple monkey dishwasher?'
by whiskymack July 14, 2004
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