Two cups of coffee (with enough milk/cream to make it easy to drink quickly), followed immediately by two shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey (with a teaspoon of black pepper in each shot).
Thought to cure the common cold.
Thought to cure the common cold.
Al: *speaking with a badly congested voice* Ugh.... Sheeyit, man, I got an exam in two hours...
Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.
*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*
Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.
*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*
by Gyre March 25, 2008
Ridin in your 64 Impala when you see some haters riden dirty, you split they dome like a melon, then you duck the cherries and berries
Darnel-"You hear what happened to Straight Killer C?"
Ya-Yo-"Naw blood what happened?"
Darnel-"He was almost caught punkin and dunkin monkeys!"
Ya-Yo-"Word?"
Darnel-"Word!"
Ya-Yo-"Naw blood what happened?"
Darnel-"He was almost caught punkin and dunkin monkeys!"
Ya-Yo-"Word?"
Darnel-"Word!"
by J-La M-Town June 26, 2006
The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!
Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !
by BB and Filth March 14, 2007
Girl: Hey, have you bought the new sonic game?
Guy: NO, sonic is overrated. Sonic death monkey could totally take sonic in a fight.
Guy: NO, sonic is overrated. Sonic death monkey could totally take sonic in a fight.
by littlemermaid rocks December 14, 2009
The act of sticking ones penis in a hairy mans ass. Then you tickle him until he defecates on your penis. Then you force the man to suck the other mans penis.
by simmondiew November 15, 2010
Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole
by Hi firends September 17, 2013
Originating from an episode of the Simpsons (episode 2F19 "The PTA Disbands")
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker
by whiskymack July 14, 2004