When you find a lady, one that is at least 315 pounds, then proceed to take a loose shit and smear it in the crevices of her “love handles”. After this is done you can then go to have sex with her shitty love handles.
by Chance Lance April 24, 2024
Get the Hawaiian Fat Rollmug. 
Man who is severely overweight and is missing part of his front tooth. Usually jobless and has an Obama phone.
by Yankees10407 May 19, 2016
Get the fat hillbillymug. The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?
Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?
I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?
I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
by PinTal January 5, 2024
Get the fat samuraimug. When a fat girl has such a big belly she can't reach her vagina to utilize a sex toy for masturbation.
I attached the fat girl stilt to the end of my dildo. I hold the stick and can finally maneuver the dildo because I can reach over my belly.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022
Get the Fat girl stiltmug. by _shut_uo_you_ May 16, 2018
Get the fat assmug. by Jegtrengerhjelp March 14, 2019
Get the fat fittemug.