cat bruh

cat bruh is a cat and cute also naughty she likes to sit in a sova
Person 1: this cat is cute but annoys me bruh
Person 2: yea i think \_(")_/

cat bruh is cute but i don't know if that's real so.....

by this cat is name bruh cat ok October 29, 2021

apple cat

a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast

omg!! is that an apple cat I see?! I didn't know what to put here so uh, hooray apple cat!!

by orange shark July 13, 2021

Cats

1. A feline animal.
2. A slang term used to speak of a well respected and prolific musician(s).

Person 1- Yeah, I got this gig to play drums at a church for a while now.
Person 2- Oh, I see. I heard that there’s just a bunch of older Cats that perform there. Those guys are DUMMY good.

by SucXfatal July 13, 2021

Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021

cat sex

shane dawson

"SHANE DAWSON HAD CAT SEX *NOT CLICKBATE*

by parsleygrayce July 15, 2021

Cat

A cat is one of the best pets you can have! Cats are cute, fluffy, soft, loveable, and lay on your lap.
I recommend getting a cat RIGHT NOW!!!

Dude: did you see that adorable cat at petsmart?
Dude 2: Yeah I’m Not Blind!

by RobloxAndMinecraftGirl July 17, 2021

crash 'n' cat-yowl

Da hilarious off-screen sound-effect dat is dubbed in post-production, and which follows a scene where someone carelessly/irritably tosses a fairly-heavy/bulky object over his shoulder or off to da side.

If a homeowner is in da habit of flippantly lobbing sizeable items away from himself, you would think dat his house-pets would have long ago gotten used to it, and so there should be little reason for da classic "crash 'n' cat-yowl" dat is often heard accompanying said mindless hurlings.

by QuacksO July 22, 2021