December 3
by Dingdoooooog December 2, 2021

by moldeebongwater February 20, 2024

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.
by CreeperDude567 February 4, 2022

by m3tq May 31, 2022

how hard you hit when your on propolyhexadrine and extracted codiene and ready to fight someone in a trial by combat
by Cody5050 November 8, 2020

by ArchAwesome9 April 28, 2019

He's perfect. Emanuel has the best personality traits: he's someone who shows you they truly love you and actually cares for you, he's genuine and romantic, his sweet words will always makenyou blush and give you butterflies. He will always try his best to be good to you and make time for you, Emanuel will always try to say sometbing nice to make you feel good. His parents grew him to be a good guy and has very good manners. He's very insecure but you know he's very handsome and hot. Can't forget about his mind blowing enormously dick.
by Kinder<3 November 21, 2021
