perfect yogurt

someone who is gay

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 3, 2021

purple veined yogurt thrower

Another name for the penis.

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013

yogurt Drop

When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.

Yogurt Drops is a classic when your admiring boozums and they are just to big and naughty

by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

yogurt glasses

To cum around someone’s eyes like a pearl necklace

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses

by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018

yogurt out

Misspelled word of "You get out". Mistyped by Michael from the YouTube channel FGTeeV

Person 1: I just walked in here, am I allowed-?

Person 2: YOGURT OUT!

by Dylan Lenivy June 6, 2024

yogurt testing

Swallowing male sperm with yeast infection

My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.

by angeleyes7746 August 9, 2015

yogurt girl

A girl who swallows cum after a guy uses flavored lube. (Such as blueberry or strawberry)

Bianca is such a yogurt girl, she swallows whenever a guy uses strawberry flavored lube.

by SpoderAndSpodette January 4, 2018