The Way the Crow Flies

A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.

"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"

"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."

by Gilsin September 17, 2021

The Crow-Syndrome

An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.

"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"

"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"

"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"

by TheCheekyCherry January 18, 2019

Richard Crowe

A distant relative of the Tucan originally from central America, this particular species has been crossbreed into humans over hundreds of years and now blends in with the general human population. You can see how the evolution still resembles that of the original Tucan by observing the species from the side and taking note of its enlarged nose.

Wow look at that Richard Crowe and that huge nose!

by Historian Crowe March 23, 2023

Crow's mile

The walk of the condemned to the place of his execution.

"That blood is being executed, he'll walk the crow's mile from his cell to the gallows at dawn."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

gucci crow

girl that's hanging around for nothing but the handbags and handouts

Friend 1: Did you see that gucci crow trying to get some new earrings at the mall?

Friend 2: Homegirl's got to be sucking a mean dick if that playa still lets her in the crib

by bensanity24 May 19, 2010

reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.

Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.

by QuacksO June 24, 2023

chloe crow

Amazingly beautiful girl that I love with all my heart. Is worth everything to me. Amazing ass the go with her perfect body and personality!

You see that new chick?
Yeah man she's Chloe crow.
DAMN!

by DLblack May 13, 2015