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Floating Chicklets

It's so dark.out here..the only way I see you is when you smile with your floating chicklets
by Candarsky September 14, 2018
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Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!
by R Fizzle November 16, 2025
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Float

Originating from American slang but adapted by North Dublin teenagers. Float means 'go to' and is often used in shorthand.
"Float Centra after school"

"k, you payin though"
by Yuppalads234 November 3, 2022
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New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.
I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.
by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024
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dream soda float

Falling asleep and having a moist sexual dream while having a whacky Wednesday special
He had a dream soda float with his chips.
by Akkaytex March 29, 2017
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Floated me

To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.
I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!
by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021
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Float Over

The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversary’s country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)
First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a “float over” of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.
by Mil3druid4 February 3, 2023
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