douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.

You're such a douche wiener.

by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017

Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.

Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”

by Bananawiener March 29, 2019

wiener triplets

When she takes it in all 3 holes from 3 different guys at the same time, these men are now wiener triplets. Sort of like Wiener Twins but with one more guy.

The men in question: Well she was a lot of fun, I guess this makes us wiener triplets.

by Alexander T. Morgan January 2, 2016

Brian wiener wallace

Brian Wiener Wallace is a Discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, League of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. He also commonly tells people to kill themslves. Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke. (example below)

"look it's Gollum from LOTR"
"hehe... Brian Wiener Wallace"
"mild laughter"

by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022

Wiener

A wiener is someone that takes too long to make a left or right turn while a car is coming. Also known as a shannon

Me: you have time, turn left:
Wiener (Shannon): ... ... ....
Me: you are such a wiener

by NotSoThoughtful July 15, 2020

Wiener Dip

Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.

Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.

by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016

wiener

the funniest joke you’ll ever hear. a real knee slapped that one is

someone: wiener

everyone else: *spontaneously combusts due to extreme laughter*

by cheemen man January 27, 2021