Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017

peakin weasel

When the male partner slips his erection through a small hole in the door or glory hole. The male then has a string attached to his boner to give a little movement before insertion.

So, I pranked my wife by dressing up my one eye willy as a furry little vermin. When she asked about it I told her I'm revving up my peakin weasel .

by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017

Dick weasel

A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness

Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.

by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018

chin weasel

Sparce scraggly-looking facial hair found among adolescents and twenty-somethings meant to be used to debase their ability to grow a beard.

Girl at the bar: “Some guy just asked me for my number, and he had quite the chin weasel.” (Rolls eyes)

by KTLou December 11, 2018

Angry Weasel

When your bearded boyfriend motorboats you

His angry weasel really tickled me!

by SaltyT83 June 11, 2019

Prickle Weasel

Someone who is a weasel but also an assholic prick

Dylan is such a little prickle weasel

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

The Whetsell Effect

When your math teacher teaches you a new equation, than teaches it to you in reverse.

Teacher: And that’s how you solve these new problems.
Me: Uhh! How could this get any worse!
Teacher: Now let’s do it in reverse!
Me: Crap! The Whetsell Effect is the worst!

by Damp_bread April 25, 2019