rim weasel 

One who likes mens bums.

Connor Reeves and Elton John are rim weasels

rim weasel by Phil_MaCrack May 2, 2006

Cheese Weasel 

A person who smiles in your face (as in "say cheese") and when you turn your back or your not around he/she stabs you in the back (weasel).

From his vicious arrogant smile I knew right away the car salesman was a real cheese weasel.

Cheese Weasel by Kingpin3 February 21, 2011

cock weasel 

A boss who takes credit for your work or effort. You have to put up with with his credit-stealing ways because he can fuck you royally or fire you.

He was such a cock weasel during that meeting

cock weasel by whorlio October 24, 2003

Dick Weasel 

A small creature that fits in the center of one's palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one's bed. Dick Weasels become hungry very easily and should be fed often. Usually blue in color.

Dude, did you lose your Dick Weasel the other night, I found one in my bed.

Dick Weasel by Hobohut90 June 15, 2009

chotch-weasel 

technically: a bag of bonars that is a weasel

normally: a person who is really wiley at being a dick, and knows how to do it to be very impressive of their dicked-ness.

Wow my friends are such chotch-weasel's they always seem to find a way to get into trouble and get out scott free.

chotch-weasel by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS February 25, 2010

Circus Weasel 

probably the sickest longboard out there

That Circus Weasel rides like a unicorn

Circus Weasel by circusweasel November 13, 2011

stank weasel 

A stank weasel is a low bellied cowardice person. Often time a stank weasel exhibits rat fink type behavior.

Man that dude is such a stank weasel, he totally moved in on my best mates girl while he was outta commission with the flu

stank weasel by Charlie T. Brown February 10, 2009