waft war

When two people fart and they waft their farts at each other as if it's a war.

Haha we both farted, oh it's time for a waft war!

by Cobra014 December 14, 2014

tissue wars

Refers to the time of the covid-19 corona virus pandemic when people started fighting over tissue paper.

During the tissue wars, people would use tissue paper as if it were currency.

by QueenCityCebu.com March 17, 2020

Mask Wars

A serious public Heath crisis that exists between, or even within, the constituent United States created by differing opinions and mandates regarding face mask usage benefits.

Ok, the Governor from Georgia just 'undid' the Atlanta Mayor's Executive order requiring masks; in Alabama the Sheriff won't enforce the Governors mask ordinance...I wonder who's gonna win the Mask Wars?

by YAWA July 19, 2020

war nerd

A person who takes an excessive interest in any sort of military affairs, particularly if said person is a civilian. May also be considered a subtype of wonk.

Jim knew he had become a true war nerd when he found himself salivating over the latest pictures of the S-300 surface-to-air missile.

by Pattonmat89 March 09, 2009

Console Wars

A lame thing that young teenagers do it because they have no life and like to troll about which is the best and which is the worst.

Person 1: Dude, in this console wars battle PS3 is better than Xbox 360.

Person 2: I don't care. Get a life.

by Anon12576343 November 03, 2010

Guild Wars

An MMORPG like war craft but without the stupid 15$ a month fee. Often hated by WoW fans because they can't understand the concept of being able to log out or not having to pay for a mediorce game. A normal persons MMO game

Jeff: Dude....im poor i gota pay my WoW fee this month again
Me: Dude...ever considered just finding a game that does'nt require money every month to play? Try Guild Wars..you'll get your social life back and have fifteen extra dollars a month..and people wont randomly run up and kill you in a town.
Jeff:... Sweet *chucks warcraft box into nearest trash can* wow...i feel free now.

by Sickofwhorecraftlosers November 11, 2009

gender-war

A battle of wits and wisdom of adult human beings using child-like minds.

Mankind could have done without the gender-war and those childish humans that participate in it.

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021