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Wallet Tuna

Concept invented by two young people at school, tuna in a wallet. It is a mysterious concept, highly subjective, not very objective, and hardly worthy of a concrete definition.

A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.

Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.
-It's your turn to pay.

-Wait what is this? A tuna in your wallet?

-No. This is wallet tuna.
by Wallet Tuna July 1, 2022
mugGet the Wallet Tunamug.

Wallet Fodder

A slang term for green, folding money, feddy etc. Can also extend to other things in a person's wallet, including but not limited to driver's license, credit card and pictures of friends and relatives.
Yo, bro, that ho took my wallet fodder. Now I ain't got no feddy and can't get no more. Can you lend me fiddy bucks?
by zekepliskin December 8, 2009
mugGet the Wallet Foddermug.

Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.
Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."
mugGet the Wallet-Rapemug.

velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro
Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021
mugGet the velcro wallets are badmug.

Glizzy Wallet

No Penetration, just sliding your dick up and down an ass crack
Bro-1: how was your night?

Bro-2: thought we were gonna have sex but just ended up doing the olé Glizzy wallet
by Mcnuggs10! July 1, 2022
mugGet the Glizzy Walletmug.

wallet pirate

Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
I
I was ambushed by the notorious WALLET PIRATE.
by chipbully November 2, 2014
mugGet the wallet piratemug.

Wallet rape

Wallet rape: adjective.
Used in the sense that something takes consistent amounts of money. Typically used when referring to games with microtransactions or constant downloadable content you must pay for to continue playing. Could also be used in other situations such as a popular stripper at the club.
Man 1: Hey you should play world of warcraft.
Man 2: No way man that game is wallet rape

Man 1: Yo have you gotten a lap dance from Cookie yet? She's fine as hell.
Man 2: Nah brah that bitch is some wallet rape
by Mr Fluffy Paws September 22, 2017
mugGet the Wallet rapemug.

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