Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.

Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

auto weapon

A vehicle driven by Awake Illinois and Moms for Liberty members after a little too much wine and knobslobn.

After this glass I'm going to drive my auto weapon to a library and scream at drag queens

by KNOBSLOB July 21, 2022

Weapon

A danger to society.

Tommy the weapon hit his head... now he’s dead.

by TommyTheWeapon April 23, 2018

Chemical Weapon

When a person rips ass so badly that you are forced out of the area, sometimes while crying

"Yo Tyler hit us with that chemical weapon yesterday we had to leave the house!"

by LexiTheKnight January 26, 2024

A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast

Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon

by Jonathan Ojong September 2, 2022

Ben the weapon

It says it all the in the title (and on the end of his 5ft nob). He's a weapon

Is that? NO WAY! that 40 year old is with Ben the weapon

by ManagerMan May 9, 2022

Heavy weapons guy

A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.

Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad

by Broman memedude March 21, 2023