Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot

Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”

by Turtle-C October 18, 2019

vaginal radar

The ability of a woman to find any item a man has lost or displaced.

Betty, using her vaginal radar, easily found the key is that Bob and lost.

by Highlander999 November 30, 2020

Vaginal Wharf

The moist dock in which we males park our scurvy ships for an overnight squander.

pirate 1: "arr matey, we makin a stop tonight?'

pirate 2: "ye matey we goin to the vaginal wharf, arrr"

by jimminybigboi April 23, 2018

Vaginal Submarine

Penis

With his vaginal submarine, he knocked at her door.

by People Who Love Games [PWLG] April 15, 2015

Vaginal genius

Someone who is exceptionally gifted in the art of cunnalingus. They know the secrets on the female genitalia

Kenisha to partner after org asking for the third time "oh my god Dan you're a vaginal genius!"

by Tall dark and handsome August 3, 2015

vaginal trash

The epitome of a bottom-feeding, lowly, pathetic, disgusting, contaminated, genetic mutation of a person. Often attempts to be devious and vindictive, but lacks the intellect to execute the task properly. In their own eyes, the vaginal trash sees themself as beautiful, special, unique and amazing, but fails to understand that even when you polish a turd, it’s still a turd. Specializes in backstabbing and compulsive lying.

“Wow, Felicia. I’m so sorry you fell victim to that vaginal trash. Don’t waste your time with revenge. Either the karma train or an STD will get her”.

“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.

by Evil95GT January 6, 2019

Vaginal vision

This is the vision used by horny woman, thinking primary with their vaginas and not their brains.

Betsy dosen't normally sleep with a guy she just met, but she used her vaginal vision and found that one.

by Mix master Mac September 3, 2021